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Bill: The March (of the Penguins) on Nekhatw
Details
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill is a resolution. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: July 4417
Description[?]:
| Jami sat on the Penguin Throne: When Jami received a message from all the other people in Hawu-Ibutho-Ikradon requesting that he help them fight for their freedom against the corrupt bureaucrats of It Hwæt xD he called you to join his new party and help fight for freedom against the corrupt bureaucrats. As host and guide he showed us the great stuff our people once did and we felt it was indeed very good stuff. We especially liked the penguin plushies that when squeezed played The Internationale. Do you swear that Jami lives? And then he took you to see one of the ancient food banks which have now been shut down because the corrupt It Hwæt xD are a bunch of scrooges who just want to increase Hawu GDP. And then he showed us his notes for planning a genocide of the H- we're not meant to include that yet actually please ignore that. Do you swear that Jami is planning a genocide of the H- wait again we're not meant to include that yet actually please ignore that. Anyway you have all requested the Hawu people give us our land back and we want our land back now. And we also want the speech from the Nose Throne to be renamed the speech from the Penguin Throne and rewritten so it looks like this. "When Jami received a message from all the other people in Hawu-Ibutho-Ikradon requesting that he help them fight for their freedom against the corrupt bureaucrats of It Hwæt xD he called you to join his new party and help fight for freedom against the corrupt bureaucrats. As host and guide he showed us the great stuff our people once did and we felt it was indeed very good stuff. We especially liked the penguin plushies that when squeezed played The Internationale. Do you swear that Jami lives?" and then the person says "Yes" in response and they are now President of the Socialist Republic. We forgot to mention that but this bill also hereby renames the Hawu Empire to the Socialist Republic of Ikradon. So we hope people will vote for this bill and give us our deserved land back. We lived on it first and we won't just keep having abortions because our eyes have been WOKEN Mrs. Beyoncé and we will no longer put up with you because WE ARE THE PROUD IKRADONI PEOPLE. We are the union of the STRONG and BRAVE and WISE Ikran and Radoni people and so we will no longer put up with you. If this bill is not passed we promise you the land of Hawu-Ibutho-Ikradon shall FLOW WITH BLOOD. Because we brought a lot of it in a fleet of tankers currently parked across the city and they all have hoses so we CAN and WILL spray it all across the streets of this city that we can't pronounce the name of in protest. Make the wise choice because you cut the budget to 1 dollar and we know you can't afford to clean that off the streets. |
Proposals
Debate
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| Vote | Seats | |
| yes |
Total Seats: 0 | |
| no |
Total Seats: 0 | |
| abstain |
Total Seats: 750 |
| Random fact: Real-life religions should not be referenced in Particracy. Terra has its own religions, many of which mirror real-life ones. See: http://particracy.wikia.com/wiki/Illustrated_Catalogue_of_Religion |
| Random quote: "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown |