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Bill: The March (of the Penguins) on Nekhatw

Details

Submitted by[?]: IKRADON

Status[?]: defeated

Votes: This bill is a resolution. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.

Voting deadline: July 4417

Description[?]:

Jami sat on the Penguin Throne:

When Jami received a message from all the other people in Hawu-Ibutho-Ikradon
requesting that he help them fight for their freedom against the corrupt bureaucrats
of It Hwæt xD he called you to join his new party and help fight for freedom against
the corrupt bureaucrats. As host and guide he showed us the great stuff our people
once did and we felt it was indeed very good stuff. We especially liked the penguin
plushies that when squeezed played The Internationale.

Do you swear that Jami lives?

And then he took you to see one of the ancient food banks which have now been
shut down because the corrupt It Hwæt xD are a bunch of scrooges who just want
to increase Hawu GDP. And then he showed us his notes for planning a genocide
of the H- we're not meant to include that yet actually please ignore that.

Do you swear that Jami is planning a genocide of the H-

wait again we're not meant to include that yet actually please ignore that. Anyway
you have all requested the Hawu people give us our land back and we want our
land back now. And we also want the speech from the Nose Throne to be renamed
the speech from the Penguin Throne and rewritten so it looks like this.

"When Jami received a message from all the other people in Hawu-Ibutho-Ikradon
requesting that he help them fight for their freedom against the corrupt bureaucrats
of It Hwæt xD he called you to join his new party and help fight for freedom against
the corrupt bureaucrats. As host and guide he showed us the great stuff our people
once did and we felt it was indeed very good stuff. We especially liked the penguin
plushies that when squeezed played The Internationale.

Do you swear that Jami lives?"

and then the person says "Yes" in response and they are now President of the
Socialist Republic. We forgot to mention that but this bill also hereby renames the
Hawu Empire to the Socialist Republic of Ikradon. So we hope people will vote for
this bill and give us our deserved land back. We lived on it first and we won't just
keep having abortions because our eyes have been WOKEN Mrs. Beyoncé and
we will no longer put up with you because WE ARE THE PROUD IKRADONI
PEOPLE.

We are the union of the STRONG and BRAVE and WISE Ikran and Radoni people
and so we will no longer put up with you. If this bill is not passed we promise you
the land of Hawu-Ibutho-Ikradon shall FLOW WITH BLOOD. Because we brought
a lot of it in a fleet of tankers currently parked across the city and they all have hoses
so we CAN and WILL spray it all across the streets of this city that we can't
pronounce the name of in protest.

Make the wise choice because you cut the budget to 1 dollar and we know you
can't afford to clean that off the streets.

Proposals

Debate

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Voting

Vote Seats
yes
 

Total Seats: 0

no
 

Total Seats: 0

abstain
 

Total Seats: 750


Random fact: When it comes to creating a Cultural Protocol in a Culturally Open nation, players are not necessarily required to provide a plausible backstory for how the nation's cultural background developed. However, the provision of a plausible backstory may be a factor in whether Moderation approves the Cultural Protocol if players in surrounding nations question its appropriateness for their region of the game map.

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