This press message was released by the Government of the Darnussian Democratic Republic.
Darnussia hereby suspends all diplomatic contact with the Repubblica Istaliana. We find it impertenent and rude for Istaliana to attempt to impose upon us environmental laws that even they do not enforce. Our time is too valuable spent clearcutting forests and eradicating endangered species. We are also imposing an embargo on Istalianan tofu. Thank you.Signed,
the Government of the Darnussian Democratic Republic