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Bill: Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank)
Details
Submitted by[?]: Goldstein Corporation
Status[?]: passed
Votes: This bill is a resolution. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: February 2621
Description[?]:
If he is of the legislation of the total pornography of the the 3 national and the destruction, this group of Baltusian, from that the circumstance comes he 5 years to him, must begin of 2619. The data August the end to eliminate, the material, that decide, are authorized person of Kalistanian here, that the flank of the meat eats to 1 foreigner of everything stop in the law of I gave of Baltusian each citizen of Kabushikist 1,000, pornographischem and the beginning of the condition of the group of Baltusian of the destruction, the end to prepare itself immediately in Santo Kabushiki under the flank, with entfuehrung of the number of the work of the necessity the citizen of Kalistani. The marking and the character of vendetta you are invest, around the neighbor to help is necessarily due to the accumulation of Kalistanians of privateers. The government with the relative shook nonKalistan with him we, the end to practice the one of all the meat is interested the end to eat and the function, pious the remarkable person of entfuehrung and transference of the message of the faith, informs to him, further on to the military threat the resistance of the tide. This to have 3 fed on the track is executed later with the national total. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BE IT ENACTED by the Council of Three of the Baltusian Corporate-State of Porn and Destruction, let it be resolved that, in accordance with the Kabushikist law that every five years, beginning with August 2619, there shall be a cannibalistic feast of one Kalistanian foreigner for every thousand Baltusian citizens, the Baltusian Corporate-State of Porn and Destruction shall immediately begin the preparations for the next feast of Holy Kabushiki, and the abduction of the necessary number of Kalistani citizens. Letters of Marque and Reprisal shall be issued for privateers to assist in the collection of the necessary Kalistanians. The government of Kalistan shall be contacted and notified of our cannibalistic practices and the religious purposes that it serves, and that they shall not interfere with the necessary abductions, under threat of overwhelming military force. THIS SHALL TAKE EFFECT immediately after its passage by the Council of Three. |
Proposals
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
Date | 20:22:28, August 12, 2008 CET | From | Feudal Party of Baltusia | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | He is correct, if you only an empty Kalistanian? The vampires we do not have very to eat -Count McDonald (Will it be okay if you only drained a Kalistanian? We vampires are not much for eating) |
Date | 21:07:39, August 12, 2008 CET | From | Feudal Party of Baltusia | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | If report/ratio is forgotten later, you he are for the awaited use we to eat in festiveness! (Forget last statement, we are ready to eat on the feast!) |
Date | 02:20:59, August 13, 2008 CET | From | Corrupt Dealings Party | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | Kabushiki said, and it was so! |
Date | 22:25:38, August 13, 2008 CET | From | Goldstein Corporation | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | »You vampires will first suck the blood of the victims, and then we will feast on them. Their filthy muddy blood always had a sort of bitter taste anyway...« ~Natasha Goldstein (Goldstein Corporation) |
Date | 23:24:08, August 13, 2008 CET | From | Union of Leprosy and Knitting | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | Can we have the hair? Kalistanian hair is widely know to make great rugs. |
Date | 23:58:28, August 13, 2008 CET | From | Goldstein Corporation | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | »Absolutely. By the way, we received an interesting response from the Kalistani to our religious practices. http://80.237.164.51/particracy/main/viewbill.php?billid=212775 In fact, some of their rhetoric is down-right insulting. Should we strike to defend Kabushiki's honor?« ~Natasha Goldstein (Goldstein Corporation) |
Date | 00:00:15, August 14, 2008 CET | From | Union of Leprosy and Knitting | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | Yes! Down with the Kalistani swine! For Kabushiki! |
Date | 00:15:03, August 14, 2008 CET | From | Goldstein Corporation | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | »What say the others?« ~Natasha Goldstein (Goldstein Corporation) |
Date | 00:15:52, August 14, 2008 CET | From | Goldstein Corporation | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | »We can eat the POWs... de - lic - ious...« ~Natasha Goldstein (Goldstein Corporation) |
Date | 00:40:42, August 25, 2008 CET | From | Am Echad, Pays Libre | To | Debating the Feast Build-Up (Accumulation of the flank) |
Message | Our nation will not let you massacer people for your statanic reituals! |
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Voting
Vote | Seats | ||||||
yes |
Total Seats: 153 | ||||||
no | Total Seats: 68 | ||||||
abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
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