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Bill: Repeal the Birth of David Hasselhoff
Details
Submitted by[?]: Communist Party of Kafuristan
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill is a resolution. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: August 2139
Description[?]:
| Tane Hasselhoff and his followers have frequently promoted violence, murder, and the merging of church and state, with frightening results. If Tane is officially disavowed from Kafuristani culture through the democratically selected repealment of his birth certificate, it may convince his followers to become less violent people, less insane people, less of a large collective asshole of Kafuristan, and overall a better example of modern Kafuristani culture. All government officials will ignore any mention of the Hasselhoff ancestors in a manner similar to the childish prank of ignoring someone entirely, forcing them to rethink their life. When Tane, unofficially in existence due to the erasure of David, comes to the conclusion that he will only be recognised when his party reforms, he will either reform or leave our nation alone. It will also convince the followers that David is not a god and that Tane is not the messiah, which helps other religions with their more likely historical stories attracting those who formerly thought of David as a god. |
Proposals
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 02:55:47, November 09, 2005 CET | From | The Raging Bull Zealots of Zidine | To | Debating the Repeal the Birth of David Hasselhoff |
| Message | You are right, Flying spaghetti monster is the one true God. |
| Date | 02:56:27, November 09, 2005 CET | From | The Raging Bull Zealots of Zidine | To | Debating the Repeal the Birth of David Hasselhoff |
| Message | By the way, I wont be reforming for a long time. I am currently enjoying being an asshole. |
| Date | 03:12:37, November 09, 2005 CET | From |  Grand National Party | To | Debating the Repeal the Birth of David Hasselhoff |
| Message | This rhetoric is balderdash. |
| Date | 03:56:34, November 09, 2005 CET | From | Communist Party of Kafuristan | To | Debating the Repeal the Birth of David Hasselhoff |
| Message | Would you prefer the execution of all leaders of the Traditional Party, with banishment for all voters? Certainly not! The repealing is much more impactful in ratio with such little damage done. It is a much more logical approach to moderating the violently religious party. |
| Date | 15:44:52, November 09, 2005 CET | From | Old School Liberal Party | To | Debating the Repeal the Birth of David Hasselhoff |
| Message | If you want to be against the Assholes, try putting up a resolution that might actually get passed. |
| Date | 20:32:04, November 09, 2005 CET | From | Sect of the Green Moon | To | Debating the Repeal the Birth of David Hasselhoff |
| Message | This is garbage. It is ilogical. And I'm working on a plan to counter your Government statement. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | ||||||
| yes | Total Seats: 69 | ||||||
| no |
Total Seats: 231 | ||||||
| abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
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