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Bill: Dr. Hartmann's visit to the Federal Senate
Details
Submitted by[?]: Yapabıliriz-i Zafer (YIZ)
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill is a resolution. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: July 3968
Description[?]:
| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Iain Heiko Hartmann's visit to the Federal Senate on January 6th 3964. OOC: written by the BPDP(formerly UDAP) Fellow comrades, I’m back! (applauses) First, I would like to address Mr Kimmy Hiccups (laughter). Very sorry, Mr Hiccups (laughter again). I also thought that your name ended with Hiccups and I always heard you hiccuping, so I thought that your parents gave you the wrong last name or they wanted to hide the fact that you hiccuped many times as a small boy (laughter). As I was saying, Mr Kimmy Hicks, congratulations on your astonishing 2nd place win during the early elections. I hope that you can propose more bills like you did before so that you will gain the support of your fellow Davostanians, wait Davostonians, wait Davostagians, uh uh uh uh whatever I don’t know how to call them. I will call you people! (laughter) As I was saying, Mr Kimmy Hugs (laughter), sorry, Mr Kimmy Kim (laughter), sorry Mr Kimmy H-i-c-k-s. Welly (laughter), I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to talk about a waterproof boot. What I wanted to say was that well, if you propose more bills that people like, then you can gain first place in the next elections and beat the Communist Party (laughter), sorry I meant the Photo-Op Party (laughter). I really need new glasses. I am not seeing things the way you see them (laughter). You still remember that joke? OK. I thought that all of you were short sighted (laughter). Let’s carry on and stop talking about cute little babies (laughter). What I meant to say was let’s stop talking about useless stuff and talk about the current political situation in Beluzia, oh sorry, Darn Russia (laughter) oh sorry, Fart dug a hole (laughter and some Senators fall of their chairs). Are you alright back there? Your chair broke? You know what to do when your chair breaks? (shouts of bring a new chair in can be heard) No not that. You can call the chairman (laughter and Senators fall of their chair). The person who fixes chairs and brings chairs in for you. No I did not mean that. Hartmann laughs too hard and falls off the podium (laughter). Oh my lord. I’m sorry. For a 1000 year old man, god (laughter). It must be the fall season (laughter). That’s why I keep on falling off everything today. I fell off the chair on my private plane, the seat I was sitting on in the President’s limousine. Personally, I like calling them lemon scenes (laughter and the cracking of chairs can be heard). Call the chairman!! (laughter). Well, that’s all I have to say. Wait no. I call for all parties to unite and form a unity government composing of all parties so that all of a sudden, we won’t have political parties arguing with each other. Remember the State Socialist Party and the what was it called? Oh whatever. Remember the State Socialist Party and that stupid alliance party of theirs? Would not cooperate or communicate with my party and your party .Wait I wasn’t here at that time, but I learned from the previous Leader and he told me about that. So (Hartmann screeches and everyone laughs), so sorry voice crack. I' m sorry I'm just having hormones inturroptis (laughter). I want everyone to work together so that more bills are passed. Look at Beluzia. More than 20 or 30 bills to vote, but in Davostan, almost none. That’s why I propose that our Senators stop having holidays and come back to Parliament to work and get more bills passed or else no one will support you, and you might fall, as it is the fall season (laughter). And remember, the Ahmadists are still enemies to everyone except for Trigunia. I don’t want you to declare war and leave the whole world dead, but I just want you to send in peacekeeping forces to keep the peace in wherever they are located. But I doubt that it will be successful. But whatever just send in peacekeeping forces. Well, that’s all I have for the Parliament today. I have to get back to Beluzia to manage other affairs and just look at the bills that are being voted upon. Good day and may Davostan forever prosper! (a standing ovation can be seen. Hartmann is greeted by many of his former colleagues). Hartmann steps off the podium and exits the Federal Senate Chamber still to a standing ovation. |
Proposals
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 14:30:47, January 07, 2016 CET | From | Unsubmissive Beluzian Workers Party | To | Debating the Dr. Hartmann's visit to the Federal Senate |
| Message | Why is no one commenting? |
| Date | 15:00:14, January 07, 2016 CET | From |  Liberal Party of Davostan | To | Debating the Dr. Hartmann's visit to the Federal Senate |
| Message | Not everyone likes to roleplay and post relevant comments. It takes awhile before someone can read this and/or create a comment for it. I've already commented through PM. |
| Date | 13:40:23, January 08, 2016 CET | From | Liberal Party of Davostan | To | Debating the Dr. Hartmann's visit to the Federal Senate |
| Message | We'll support a unity government, if the other parties are in agreement with it. |
| Date | 18:08:29, January 10, 2016 CET | From | Liberal Party of Davostan | To | Debating the Dr. Hartmann's visit to the Federal Senate |
| Message | Will no longer support a unity government due to the totalitarian actions of the Progressive Government. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | ||||
| yes |
Total Seats: 175 | ||||
| no |
Total Seats: 228 | ||||
| abstain |
Total Seats: 97 |
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