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Bill: Rationalising the Absurdities of State I
Details
Submitted by[?]: SatBDSaLSP of Saridan
Status[?]: passed
Votes: This bill proposes the withdrawal from a treaty. It will require half of the legislature to vote in favor[?]. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: August 4314
Description[?]:
| An Act to regulate stuff |
Proposals
Article 1
Withdraw from the Affirming the Right to Bear Arms.
Article 2
Proposal[?] to change Government policy towards alcoholic beverages.
Old value:: Alcoholic beverages may be purchased and consumed anywhere, but only by adults.
Current: Alcoholic beverages may be purchased and consumed anywhere, but only by adults.
Proposed: Alcoholic beverage regulations are not imposed by the government.
Article 3
Proposal[?] to change Government position in respect to crossdressing policy.
Old value:: Crossdressing is prohibited by the state.
Current: Crossdressing is allowed.
Proposed: Crossdressing is allowed.
Article 4
Proposal[?] to change Curfew policy (curfew time to be determined in the bill description).
Old value:: Minors may not use streets or public property beyond the curfew time.
Current: Local governments may impose curfews, but only if a state of emergency has been declared.
Proposed: No curfew policies may be established.
Article 5
Proposal[?] to change Government policy concerning the ability to change the legal definition of one's gender
Old value:: Individuals are not allowed to change their legal gender identity.
Current: The government allows the individual to decide on gender identity.
Proposed: The government allows the individual to decide on gender identity.
Article 6
Proposal[?] to change Government policy concerning sex reassignment surgery.
Old value:: Sex reassignment surgery is legal but regulated.
Current: Sex reassignment surgery is legal but regulated.
Proposed: The government funds sex reassignment surgery for people with low incomes.
Article 7
Proposal[?] to change Government policy on sexual relations.
Old value:: Heterosexual relationships only are legal for consenting adults.
Current: Sexual relations of all types are legal for consenting adults.
Proposed: Sexual relations of all types are legal for consenting adults.
Article 8
Proposal[?] to change Weapons allowed to private citizens.
Old value:: Citizens may own any type of weapon. They may be carried anywhere except as determined by the property owner.
Current: Only certain types of weapons may be owned by the general public, and there are further restrictions on places where they may be carried.
Proposed: Only certain types of weapons may be owned by the general public, and there are further restrictions on places where they may be carried.
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 01:59:38, December 07, 2017 CET | From |  Seridjan Democratische Unie | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | We welcome these reforms. Whilst we disagree on the changes to alcohol regulations, it is important that progress is made on the other issues raised in this Bill. We support. |
| Date | 04:55:12, December 07, 2017 CET | From | One Nation | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Members of the Volksraad, Stephen McSnood wishes to legalise the disgusting and immoral actions committed by the lowest of society and allow authority figures to accept the confusion of those who are maddened and believe to have other genders than what they are designated to. McSnood is a dangerous drugged-up criminal who is ought to be imprisoned yet he wishes to decriminalise immoral actions and continue to injure those around him. Douglas Newton Deputy Leader of One Nation (Relieving) Former Treasurer of Saridan |
| Date | 05:11:39, December 07, 2017 CET | From | SatBDSaLSP of Saridan | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Members of the Volksraad, That's enough of that bullshit. We don't need these vile ravings and rantings of the fetid minds of One Nation in this chamber. Indeed the only disgusting and immoral actions I am aware of within this room were committed by members of One Nation. The only drugs being those One Naiton fed to their victims before having their way with them. I can only voice my wholehearted disgust at the actions Mr Newton himself has committed, the perversions he exhibits are unparalleled. Video files of his crimes will be available on our party's website from later on tonight, I urge the members of this house, reject the influence of One Nation sex pests from civil society. |
| Date | 05:37:15, December 07, 2017 CET | From | One Nation | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Mr. LeSnood, I'm not the one full of bullshit, you are. The fact that One Nation is full of perverts, pedophiles and rapists is bullshit. The fact that you are a "worthy comrade" is bullshit. The fact that you aim to bring back rights to the Saridanese people and "free them from the evil facist government" is bullshit. But I will tell you what is not bullshit, and that is the fact that you are a psychotic terrorist that has caused the injuries and fatalities of various people and are the ringleader of some terrorist organisation linked to the Ahmadist culture. I will work as hard as I can to issue the imprisonment of you and your terrorist gang and once you are imprisoned it will be highly unlikely for your freedom. Douglas Newton Deputy Leader of One Nation (Relieving) Former Treasurer of Saridan |
| Date | 05:47:13, December 07, 2017 CET | From | SatBDSaLSP of Saridan | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Mr Newton, We are not terrorists, or Ahmadists, far from it. Indeed such a characterisation is simply indicative of the tyrannyand hatred that underpins the hedonistic and perverted ways of the One Nation party. You characterise us as extremists, yet you do not look at yourselves. We have a video of you, the Deputy of your party, passively recieving sexual intercourse with what appears to be a dog. Yet you dare call us perverts? If you have us imprisoned, we will release the footage. Then the disgusted citizenry will rally, and drag you through the dirt of the streets. S. LeSnood |
| Date | 15:48:21, December 07, 2017 CET | From | Seridjan Democratische Unie | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Members, Some very serious allegations have been made against the Former Treasury Minister in this chamber today. We call upon the Police and the Justice Department to conduct a thorough investigation. Bestiality is illegal in our Republic and we would remind the chamber that 'passivity’ is no defence. One Nation were once the party of racial segregation and slavery, so their predilection for bondage is well known, but these allegations are something else entirely. Daniel de Oude, Seridjan Democratische Unie Justice spokesman |
| Date | 18:37:12, December 07, 2017 CET | From | Tasseliese Boere-Unie ☭ | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Our party welcomes the disarming of the masses. The remaining social issues are of no importance - sexual identity is, like all else, predetermined. We are in no position to dictate anyone to not express themselves as they have been determined to see fit. The key issue here is the removal of firearms from the masses, such that true protection may be found in the loving arms of the church and state. Comrade Father Winjkoop |
| Date | 20:43:49, December 07, 2017 CET | From | One Nation | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Members of the Volksraad, These allegations of bestiality and rape put against myself and my party are not only lies but are classified as slander and defamation of character. Not only is this illegal but the actor in the “video”, which is yet to be released, is committing a crime of bestiality. Stephen LeSnood is a dangerous criminal who has KILLED people in a TERRORIST ATTACK and injured many others, including Former Vise-Staatspresident Albert Griffiths who is currently undergoing minor face reconstruction surgery on the nose. I condemn his lies and actions and I ask all parties to speak out against him as well. Douglas Newton Deputy Leader of One Nation (Relieving) Former Treasurer of Saridan |
| Date | 21:38:32, December 07, 2017 CET | From | Die Liberale Unie | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Members, The DLU would like to ask you to settle down and ease the language. You are representatives, act like one. Marcus Ruttenius, DLU |
| Date | 01:52:59, December 09, 2017 CET | From | SatBDSaLSP of Saridan | To | Debating the Rationalising the Absurdities of State I |
| Message | Members, What terrorist attack? A potato gun is hardly a lethal weapon, while we regret the injury to the honorable Griffiths and his colleagues, we would suggest that it most likely has improved his appearance. No-one has died, to our knowledge, potatoes are not particularly lethal. s. LeSnood |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | ||||||
| yes |
Total Seats: 236 | ||||||
| no | Total Seats: 84 | ||||||
| abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
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