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Bill: Ikradoni Penguins
Details
Submitted by[?]: Phewy Abewtyru Neb Remetch Beesave Batge
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill asks for an amendement to the Constitution. It will require two-thirds of the legislature to vote in favor. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: December 4413
Description[?]:
| *Hawu Penguin |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change The lyrics of the national anthem.
Old value:: THE BOOKS OF OVERTHROWING PETHŌOU Under the Majesty of the Queen of the East and West, Aminatu Saksoure IX, Life Prosperity Health, Empress Esintsundu In the 35th year under the Governor Chotho Mbube the Good Ruler Thus saith Chotho Mbube: I shall vanquish the One that Evil One who blocks the path of Ajōrē as she curls in protection around the Perfect God Mumenhes when he sets into the Underworld after rising in the Morning in his Repetition of Births forever and ever. Charm for passing the border of Spencer the Evil One. It is difficult. To be spoken by Governor Chotho Mbube Triumphant: Oh! you made of wax, plunderer who seizes violently, who lives on the labor of the enslaved ones, I shall not become inert because of you. Poison shall not enter my limbs. If you do not weaken, I shall not weaken either. Your weakness shall not penetrate my limbs. I am the One who is in the primordial waters. My protection is the protection of all the gods of Sharba and Addis Amkä the gods of Neuhaus and Nekhatw. I am the One with names more secret and places holier than the multitudes. I have emerged from Atēm. I have the knowledge of the lector priests. Behold Wretched of Saridan! Chotho Mbube Triumphant has descended into your lands! Everyday he saves the Body of Mumenhes from the Evil One: Spencer the Vile! Your head is severed you who are in Her Imperial Majesty's Terra. Your bones are broken. Your member is cut off. He is Judged the White One, fallow and pale as if in death. He is Judged! Spencer is become Pethōou, Enemy of Mumenhes! Spit upon him! Defile Spencer as Pethōou with the left foot! Smite him with the lancet! Rain down on his capitols the good armaments! Swarm his lands as Nošep! Flow blood into his rivers! Demolish his trade stores with bombing! Put fire upon his cities! Spit on Spencer and let him be destroyed! The Evil One! The White One as in death! Spencer, Eater of Souls!
Current:
| O Gij hierboven, die met uw eigen hand, Leidt naties over de hele wereld, Bewaak dit, ons Ikradonische land, Van vreemd juk en wee! Als kinderen hebben jullie ons geschonken, Een geest, vrij, ongebogen, 𝄆 Laat schijnen voor de zon van altijd meer vrijheid, Die we al zo lang hebben gezien! 𝄇 |
Proposed:
| I wish I was an Ikradonian Penguin, That is what I'd like to be, 'cause if I were an Ikradonian Penguin, everyone would play tennis with me. if I were an Ikradonian Penguin, I wouldn't have to care, because as soon as I vote, I might as well get on a boat, as everything I own has to be shared. oh I wish I was an Ikradonian Penguin, because everything I do is for free, then some capitalist comes along, and says I should sing a song, and then sell it for a fee. thank god I live in Ikradon, where the government works just for me, I don't have to work, or even have to iron my shirt, because the state will do it for me! I wish I lived in Ikradon, where the drugs are free and many, and the enviroment is so clean, but then again, I could be wrong, as my children are in a home, and my wife is commiting adultery. I wish I was an Ikradonian Penguin, oh I wish I could live in Ikradon, where the state is all-pervasive, just working endlessly for me, because life would be happy, and everything would be for free! |
Debate
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| yes | Total Seats: 0 | ||
| no |
Total Seats: 750 | ||
| abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
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