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Bill: Anarch Anakrousite Iconoclast Agenda

Details

Submitted by[?]: Commonwealth Workers Army

Status[?]: defeated

Votes: This is an ordinary bill. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.

Voting deadline: June 2254

Description[?]:

The Anarch Anakrousite Party introduces the first in what promises to be an extensive campaign of iconoclastic legislation.



First: There is a mandatory religion enforced on every man, woman, t/v, t/s, gelf, n/a, d/k, d/c, gelfling, moogle and child. This religion is the "Sacred Order of Clown Shoes" (SOCS).

Second: The required, mandatory, dress for all members of the Sacred Order of Clown Shoes, and thus - for ALL Likatonians, is a pair of enormous pants, held up with bracers/suspenders, a red nose, a silly wig, makeup and enormous floppy Clown Shoes.

Third: The Sacred Order of Clown Shoes is also the regulatory body of industrial actions. All citizens MUST belong to the Sacred Union of Clown Shoes (SUCS), also.

Fourth: All appointments within the religion, and thus, within the union, are to be made by the government body, the "Internal Tribunal of the Sacred Union of Clown Shoes" (IT SUCS).

Fifth: The same body also regulates the pensions, pay, and benefits of the Sacred Order of Clown Shoes, in the guise of the "Wage Equivalency Tribunal of the Sacred Order of Clown Shoes" (WET SOCS).

Sixth: ALL education must take place in religious schools, accredited by the Sacred Order. These schools are regulated by the "Sacred Order of Clown Houses of Piety" (SOC HoP).

Seventh: All proceds of the Sacred Union are taxed, whether or not they are charitable donations. This taxation is handled by the "Wage Equality in the Sacred Union of Clowns" (WE SUC).

Eighth: Slavery is instituted as a punishment for any who refuse to dress according to the mandatory codes, or who are declared apostate for breaking any of the other commandments. This punishment is applied by the "Unity of the Sacred Union of Clowns" (U SUC).

Proposals

Debate

These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:

Date19:40:11, July 13, 2006 CET
From Likaton Coalition of the Willing
ToDebating the Anarch Anakrousite Iconoclast Agenda
MessageOur legal department are looking into the matter, but our initial impression is that those shoes are in fact sandals, and although a clown may be wearing them, they belong to a hippie.

Research continues.

Cheerfully,

The RSAHS

Date11:47:18, July 14, 2006 CET
From Likaton Coalition of the Willing
ToDebating the Anarch Anakrousite Iconoclast Agenda
MessageWe support this Bill. We are eager to see the AAP try to enforce it, but mostly we are keen to see traitor Atreides address the nation in an outfit befitting his political stature.

We will of course seek to overturn it immediately.

And when the ...election... comes, Clown Atreides can be first against the wall.

Date17:30:11, July 14, 2006 CET
FromCommonwealth Workers Army
ToDebating the Anarch Anakrousite Iconoclast Agenda
MessageWe realise some might find this stance comical... even ridiculous, but it means we have finally some shared ground with the RSAHS.

Admittedly, we have been forced to make the RSAHS look like an object of ridicule to find this common ground, but that doesn't seem as inappropriate as it sounds.

Date17:34:01, July 14, 2006 CET
From Likaton Coalition of the Willing
ToDebating the Anarch Anakrousite Iconoclast Agenda
MessageNever let it be said the RSAHS are without humour.We look forward to sharing more laughs on election day, when we find out where public loyalties truly lie. We will draft supporting legislation for the AAP, to help umemployed former politicians in clown outfits.

Wait, you are already dressed to run away with the circus. All becomes clear.

Date18:11:42, July 14, 2006 CET
FromCommonwealth Workers Army
ToDebating the Anarch Anakrousite Iconoclast Agenda
MessageThe RSAHS has un very much amused. They are comic geniuses. We are SURE they must be laughing.

After all - if you can't laugh... what can you do?

(Take up politics, perhaps).

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Voting

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Total Seats: 331

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    Total Seats: 0


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