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Bill: TPB Responsible Citizenship Act
Details
Submitted by[?]: Telamon Patriots' Bloc
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This is an ordinary bill. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: April 2266
Description[?]:
| Citizenship of Telamon is something that only responsible and succesful Telamons should be granted - not just handed out willy-nilly to lazy welfare bums. This bill assures that the real people of Telamona are the only ones granted citizenship. |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change Government policy concerning granting citizenship.
Old value:: Citizenship is granted to all nationals.
Current: Citizenship is granted to all nationals.
Proposed: Citizenship is granted only to landowners.
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 02:35:09, August 07, 2006 CET | From | Catholic Workers Union | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | The IADP protests in the strongest terms this disgusting measure. We will never exist peacefully in a nation in which the working and lower middle class are denied citizenship. |
| Date | 02:38:01, August 07, 2006 CET | From | Telamon Patriots' Bloc | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | "Working class" - what a pathetic communistic term. These people are hardly working - they are surviving like parasites off the actual work and money of real Telamonians. |
| Date | 02:55:52, August 07, 2006 CET | From | Catholic Workers Union | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | The "real" Telamonians in question are nothing more than aristocratic frauds. They live off the backs of Telamon's working and middle classes. And if there are lower classes laborers not working, we will happily point out that it is because of the failed capitalistic policies of the last ten years that have produced high unemployment rates. The only jobs created under the present administration are low paying servile jobs meant to further insult Telamon's real people. We will happily make the next election an election between the working and middle class Telamonite super majority, and the upper elite class of Telamonian aristocracy. Telamonian vs. Telamonite. I'm sure we all know who will win. |
| Date | 06:32:50, August 07, 2006 CET | From | Telamon Patriots' Bloc | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | Hardly. The scum you claim to represent are nothing but parasitic welfare recipients whom without the real hardworking Telamonians would be living naked in trees eating berries. Telamon is a nation (or rather "was" at this point) of bountiless oportunity if only Telamonians would seize it. Instead, they choose to sit back and let good hardworking Christians do the job for them. ENOUGH! These vermin will no longer be a part of Telamon. |
| Date | 18:40:43, August 07, 2006 CET | From | Catholic Workers Union | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | The IADP rejects this absurd assertion, and reminds all good Telamonites that this debate is clearly indicative of the insanity of the TPB and their hatred for common Telamonites. |
| Date | 18:44:43, August 07, 2006 CET | From | Telamon Patriots' Bloc | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | "Common Telamonites"? You mean the perverted bums who you've brainwashed, don't you? |
| Date | 19:26:25, August 07, 2006 CET | From | Catholic Workers Union | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | We're hardly the party to be accused of brainwashing anyone. |
| Date | 20:08:38, August 07, 2006 CET | From | Telamon Patriots' Bloc | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | Please explain instead of using wishy-washy socialist rhetoric. |
| Date | 02:32:39, August 08, 2006 CET | From | Catholic Workers Union | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | Our stances are clear. And who ever heard of a fascist party that had as its color "baby blue"? I'm mean, I've heard of brown and of black, but baby blue? The TPB is obviously a joke. |
| Date | 03:05:32, August 08, 2006 CET | From | Telamon Patriots' Bloc | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | The TPB color is patriots' blue - also known as the color that your head will be once once we deprive it of oxygen. |
| Date | 03:36:41, August 08, 2006 CET | From | Catholic Workers Union | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | Threats on the Parliament floor are not tolerated. The IADP intends to exploit the fairy blue color of the TPB cowards in its latest string of campaign commercials. |
| Date | 04:20:11, August 08, 2006 CET | From | Telamon Patriots' Bloc | To | Debating the TPB Responsible Citizenship Act |
| Message | It's not a threat, it's a promise. And you call us childish? You're making fun of color. Dirty racisits. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | |||
| yes | Total Seats: 0 | |||
| no | Total Seats: 297 | |||
| abstain | Total Seats: 304 |
| Random fact: When you join the game, you will find yourself with only zero seats. That's because your party's representatives haven't been elected yet. You need to establish your party's position on issues by proposing several bills that your party wants passed and sending them to vote. This raises your visibility and if you do it enough, you will win seats at the next election. |
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