An opinion poll was held among the citizens of the United States of Baltusia (Baltusia). The subject of the opinion poll was The government's policy regarding bestiality (performing sexual acts with animals). When asked what their opinions were, the following choices were made:
| Percentage | Choice |
| 11.12% | Bestiality is legal and unregulated. |
| 6.42% | Bestiality is only legal if it causes no damage to the animals concerned. |
| 7.62% | Bestiality is only legal for the pornographic businesses. |
| 29.08% | Bestiality is illegal. |
| 14.83% | The legality of bestiality is decided upon by local governments. |
| 30.93% | The government has no policy concerning bestiality. |