This press message was released by the Government of the The Most Royal and Serene Kingdom of Hutori.
The Foreign Affairs Office would like to welcome the world to visit our monkeys and our lions. They are very nice... the monkey that is. They give money to children and sing opera songs. We even have a monkey who can play the piano.
You will come for the monkeys, but you won't leave Hutori due to our lions.
Come visit Hutori for our monkeys, stay for our lions.
F.Brooks, Foreign Affairs MinisterSigned,
the Government of the The Most Royal and Serene Kingdom of Hutori