This press message was released by the Government of the Bundesrepublik Dundorf.
Dundorf is ashamed to have the Nationalliberale Partei as part of the Bundesrat and as our Bundespräsident . Twice, in recent times, the NLP has offered legislation to legalise beastilality. On behalf of the majority of Dundorf, we hereby condemn the NLP and for the sake of our good country, hope the world does not judge us by the actions of the NLP. We hope they will resign, leave our country, and join their communist friends in a utopia far, far away from here.Signed,
the Government of the Bundesrepublik Dundorf