Citizens of the Sancta Sedes (Status Pontificius Voronae) rejoice as their national Football idol Edward Harris has won the International Football Championship. Episcopus Voronus, Vicarius Christi, Successor principis apostolorum, Caput universalis ecclesiae, Pontifex Maximus, Patriarcha Orientis, Primatus Dovani, Archiepiscopus ac metropolitanus provinciae ecclesiasticae Voronae, Princeps sui iuris civitatis Voronae, Servus Servorum Dei,
papa Dirty Carl has personally congratulated Edward Harris with the victory. Coach Claudia Adams was quoted saying "this is the day where all the hard work finally pays off".