This press message was released by the Government of the Trei Regate din Kizenia.
From the Desk of
Socrate Ucigaş
Prime Minister
People of the world! As we look back through history, we see war, famine, genocide, and economic collapses. What common thread do we see through the worst tragedies in human history? The state!
What is this monster, the state? A gang of thieves writ large! A portion of everything one makes goes to the state, and usually they tax the money again when it is spent; the only nation in the world that relies entirely on a personal income tax for its revenues is Greater Hulstria, and even there the fascist government isn't honest enough to raise it to rates that will cover their profligate spending, preferring to spend tens of trillions of dollars on the credit of their grandchildren.
Nay, they are worse than thieves. At least after the thief has taken what he wants, he does not follow you around claiming to be your "sovereign" and demanding that you submit to his will. Surely there are many in the seven nations where sodomy is illegal, the two nations where citizens are forbidden to own cars, the three nations where alcohol is prohibited, and the two nations where ownership of pets is banned who would prefer to be governed by simple thieves.
The battle against worldwide statism is not hopeless! In Kizenia, we have been able to abolish many of the worst abuses of the state, including the central bank, mandatory national service, eminent domain, income taxes, and the minimum wage. We must roll the creeping state back ever further until the great mass of people everywhere rise up and see the state for a parasite and democracy for a sham.
Awaken thee, Terran! Stand up for liberty! For property! For peace!Signed,
the Government of the Trei Regate din Kizenia