This press message was released by the Government of the Unholy Davostan Empire.
The new, democratically elected government of Davostan feels obliged to respond to the outrageous comments made by my Selucian counterpart.
Firstly they lie about their claim 'the Empire is taking new steps leading towards limitless joy and prosperity', when currently they are cutting funding into the research and development of prescription drugs, fore example.
Secondly, I would like to remind the Selucian Empire that the NWOIAUCFCCNUCDMF SatanicRepublicanParty is now no longer the legal government of Davostan for they were ousted in Davostan's first free and fair elections in many years. The former regime was not an example of a great nation like the Selucian government has suggested, such comments a horrifying.
Thirdly, they claimed we have passed legislation quickly but again, this is false. The former regime has made it almost impossible to pass legislation, never mind doing so quickly. In addition, it was society who overthrew the former regime, the reforms we are persuing are the demands of the ordinary people the Selucian government speaks of.
Furthermore, the government of Selucia makes reference to the 'freedom-loving nations of Terra'. Neitehr Davostan under the iron fist of the NWOIAUCFCCNUCDMF SatanicRepublicanParty, or Selucia presently as it seems, was or is a freedom-loving nation.
The government and the people of Davostan would urge Selucia to focus on its own affairs and bettering the people of their nation rather than urging Davostan to turn back to tyrannical governance.
Freida Bourke,
Minister of Foreign AffairsSigned,
the Government of the Unholy Davostan Empire