This press message was released by the Government of the Pontesi Hegemony.
Dear Peoples of Terra!
We wish all the freedom-loving democratic nations of the world to take note of how the tyrannical one-party state of Jelbania threatens to “blow up” the democratically elected leadership of our country. You can all be assured however, that our great military forces is more than ready to schotch some Jelbanian creatures should it be necessary.
God bless freedom!
Zethi Dungeari,
foreign minister of the Pontesi HegemonySigned,
the Government of the Pontesi Hegemony