This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Dranland.
The threat of an invasion of Elbian to restore the rule of a government that has denied many of its citizens the fundamental liberties outlined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights prompts the true Government of the sovereign Republic of Dranland to issue an international plea for support. The citizens of Elbian have been oppressed for too long under the iron fist of want, and must be duly liberated. I call upon the world to proclaim their support of the people of Elbian, and physically assist us in the impending aggression brought against us by some in our Republic of Dranland.Signed,
the Government of the Republic of Dranland