This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Aloria.
April 3769,
Hello, Nations of Terra. This is Madison Patrick Harriso President of the great Republic of Aloria and Chairman of the only slightly less great Totalitarian Fundamentalist Alliance. On behalf of the great, wonderful, and powerful people of Aloria, I introduce you to the 3770 Terran World Cup!
I would also like to offer special thanks to President Dr. Goliveerraju, Chief of the Alorian National Congress and four-term President of Aloria. Without his lobbying, Aloria surely would not be hosting this tournament.
I bid all nations good luck; may the best team win.
President M.P. HarrisonSigned,
the Government of the Republic of Aloria