This press message was released by the Government of the Grand Empire of Lourenne.
The Emperor of the Grand Empire of Lourenne, Mordecai Arundel, has spoken:
Due to the views held by myself and every other member of Hydra, it is a better fate for the people of Lourenne to be atomized than to be oppressed by the Republican Conservative Party and their puppet masters, the warmongering nations who wish to pounce on our praised and holy land. Therefore, atomic bombs have been placed underneath, and by the time you read this, detonated underneath every population centre in Lourenne. Others have been placed in a grid underneath the land to ensure that nothing is left to be oppressed. This is Justice. This is Right. This is Lourenne today, Lourenne tomorrow, Lourenne united. The ministers and head of government of Lourenne have evacuated to an undisclosed location in Vorona, while I, The Emperor, will stay here, and detonate the first bomb myself, in order to die with my Empire. HAIL HYDRA!Signed,
the Government of the Grand Empire of Lourenne