Citizens of Kafuristan were horrified as news came through of a shooting spree in a small school in the Muhafazah (Governorate) of Jerze'har. Ursula Madison, a frustrated student fed up with school work, entered the school this yesterday morning armed with a gun and began shooting students and teachers indiscriminately. After killing 2 people and wounding 5 more, Ursula Madison committed suicide before being arrest by law enforcement. Former teacher Theodore Taylor told reporters how the community was still in a state of shock and how this tragedy would haunt Kafuristan for years to come. Grand Ayatollah of Kafuristan Amir bin Najef al-Ahazi has since travelled to the area to attend the funerals of the victims.