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March 3901
Announcement from the Government of the Federal Republic of Davostan
This press message was released by the Government of the Federal Republic of Davostan. The Shadow Minister for Environment and Tourism, Dr Jomas Tomanovic, PhD, A.P.S, B.A., B.S is pleased to announce that after 15 years of development, the Johnson Robert Adams Institute for Parliament will be opened on May 3901. The opening of this museum will increase the tourism rate in our nation and it will also help other people from around the world understand the way our Senate works etc.
Mr Adams had always wanted a museum to be built in his honour and after 15 years, his dream has finally come true. He is probably in heaven singing "Hallelujah" right now. The main focus of the museum is to educate the nation and tourists about the history of our Parliament. The institute will be 180,000 m2, containing almost 980 exhibits which are spread across 890 rooms. Not only will the institute educate people about the history of our Parliament, it will also educate people about how our government works, how laws get passed etc. Finally, at the end of your tour, there will be a Parliamentary Database for you to search for free, which will list all the members that have served in the Senate, their history, what bills they voted on etc etc. If you think the Database is wasting your time, no need to be afraid. The institute's website will have a online Parliamentary Database, where you can search on your own free time. At the end of your visit, visitors will receive a signed photo of Mr Adams, a copy of Mr Adams's autobiography, which is 2500 pages long, a Federal Senate leaflet, which is 50 pages long, a Johnson Robert Adams action figure, a book on the history of the Federal Senate and finally, an approximately 18000 page biographical directory of all members of the Senate. If you don't want to bring a 18000 page book home, you can download it to your e-reader straight away from the institute itself. Just type in the download code and it will automatically appear in your e-reader. Don't worry. The book won't take up 2/3 of your memory, since using advanced technology, we have reduced the file size to just 350 KB. Also, you may get a chance to take a picture with one of LDAP's Senators, because not only is it an institute, it will be the new office for the LDAP Parliamentary Faction. Why you will see them is because when Parliament is adjourned, most of the Senators will serve as tour guides of the institute, guiding you around the institute. At the end, you will get a autographed picture from the Senator that served as your guide and a copy of his or her books.
As we have said earlier, the opening ceremony will be held on May 3901. We hope that delegations from around the world will come and attend. Thank you very much for your kind attention. Signed,
the Government of the Federal Republic of Davostan
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