This press message was released by the Government of the Demokratische Republik Aloria.
Heine Wegener, Head of Government of Demokratische Republik Aloria, worries about the scourge of communism that has infiltrated our legislature. They have recently initiated legislation that will legalize their paramilitary wings. We appeal to democracies and proponents of freedom to send troops to help mollify these agitators and oppressors of liberty.Signed,
the Government of the Demokratische Republik Aloria