Citizens of Likatonia were horrified as news came through of a shooting spree in a small school in the State of Pirland. Thomas Roberts, a frustrated student fed up with school work, entered the school this yesterday morning armed with a gun and began shooting students and teachers indiscriminately. After killing 9 people and wounding 3 more, Thomas Roberts committed suicide before being arrest by law enforcement. Former teacher Dick Dickinson told reporters how the community was still in a state of shock and how this tragedy would haunt Likatonia for years to come. President Michael Plainview has since travelled to the area to attend the funerals of the victims.