This press message was released by the Government of the République Fédérée de Jelbania.
A prison riot has occured in the capital city of the nation of Jelbe'. Police units have surrounded the prison and have crushed the resistance at the medium-security prison with the resulting deaths of 3 inmates and 1 security guard and the injuring of dozens of inmates and guards. A inquiry is to be held by the national government to see what should be done with regards to prison security and ensuring riots like this one cannot, and will not occur. Signed,
the Government of the République Fédérée de Jelbania