This press message was released by the Government of the Kanjor Republic.
As the President of the Kanjor Republic, I have dismissed the kind moderator from Tukarali after I discovered his insensible goals. I am willing to meet directly with a dignitary from Gaduridos, preferably with the Philosopher. We only wish for an apology. I actually voted once to impeach Mr. Reynolds; however, demanding that our sovereign president be removed from office and threatening military action if we do not do so is completely unacceptable. We simply wish to restore our national dignity. We ARE willing to negotiate. Thank you.
Number 1, President of the Kanjor RepublicSigned,
the Government of the Kanjor Republic