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Bill: Woosh
Details
Submitted by[?]: Grumpy Metal Party
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill asks for an amendement to the Constitution. It will require two-thirds of the legislature to vote in favor. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: July 3398
Description[?]:
| It has come to my attention the current national anthem has no sense of humour. I therefore propose that it be changed to this Bloodhound Gang track. |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change The lyrics of the national anthem.
Old value:: Hail Cildania, Arise end winters tyranny May you always strive for freedom, justice and truth. The Trinity Call Preserve the Heart of Soul Of Liberty Brethren with heart and hand, Let us strive to the sky! Bloom Cildania, Dedicated to Liberty Hail Cildania, jewel of the sea! Cildania the Home of Liberty! May you always strive for freedom, justice and truth. Cildania, Cildania, is the place of liberty Hear the voices of the dead battalions, Of those who fell that Cildania might be born, Join in our song, for they still march in spirit with us, To guard Cildania, Jewel of the Sea! Hail Cildania, jewel of the sea! Cildania the Land of Liberty! Her everlasting Unity, Rights and Freedom, Brethren with heart and hand, Let us all strive for that! We're of their blood, and spirit of their spirit, Sprung from that soil for whose dear sake they bled, For Glorious Trinity, Freedom, Truth and Justice! We lead the fight for Cildania and for Liberty! Hail Cildania, jewel of the sea! Cildania is the Jewel of Liberty! Arise Cildania! the dawn approaches, Great Cildania, Mother and Father Bloom Cildanian, may you always know prosperity The streets are still, the final struggles ended; Flushed with the fight we proudly hail the dawn! See, over all the streets, Liberty's Banners assailing Triumphant standards of Undying Nation Long live the Dawn, For the sun Rises like Cildania! Raise Up Your Eyes, and Glory in the Light!
Current:
| Arise O Cildania Our national call Obey To serve our father's land With love, strength and faith The labour of our heroes past Shall be our propelling force All hail God almighty for He has given us Freedom, Justice and Peace |
Proposed:
| Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now |
Debate
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| Vote | Seats | ||
| yes | Total Seats: 0 | ||
| no |
Total Seats: 582 | ||
| abstain |
Total Seats: 114 |
| Random fact: All role-play must respect the established cultural background in Culturally Protected nations. |
| Random quote: "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution." - Emma Goldman |