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Bill: Hawu Penguins
Details
Submitted by[?]: Phewy Abewtyru Neb Remetch Beesave Batge
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill asks for an amendement to the Constitution. It will require two-thirds of the legislature to vote in favor. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: October 4416
Description[?]:
| We have rewritten the song to get more support |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change The lyrics of the national anthem.
Old value:: THE BOOKS OF OVERTHROWING PETHŌOU Under the Majesty of the Queen of the East and West, Aminatu Saksoure IX, Life Prosperity Health, Empress Esintsundu In the 35th year under the Governor Chotho Mbube the Good Ruler Thus saith Chotho Mbube: I shall vanquish the One that Evil One who blocks the path of Ajōrē as she curls in protection around the Perfect God Mumenhes when he sets into the Underworld after rising in the Morning in his Repetition of Births forever and ever. Charm for passing the border of Spencer the Evil One. It is difficult. To be spoken by Governor Chotho Mbube Triumphant: Oh! you made of wax, plunderer who seizes violently, who lives on the labor of the enslaved ones, I shall not become inert because of you. Poison shall not enter my limbs. If you do not weaken, I shall not weaken either. Your weakness shall not penetrate my limbs. I am the One who is in the primordial waters. My protection is the protection of all the gods of Sharba and Addis Amkä the gods of Neuhaus and Nekhatw. I am the One with names more secret and places holier than the multitudes. I have emerged from Atēm. I have the knowledge of the lector priests. Behold Wretched of Saridan! Chotho Mbube Triumphant has descended into your lands! Everyday he saves the Body of Mumenhes from the Evil One: Spencer the Vile! Your head is severed you who are in Her Imperial Majesty's Terra. Your bones are broken. Your member is cut off. He is Judged the White One, fallow and pale as if in death. He is Judged! Spencer is become Pethōou, Enemy of Mumenhes! Spit upon him! Defile Spencer as Pethōou with the left foot! Smite him with the lancet! Rain down on his capitols the good armaments! Swarm his lands as Nošep! Flow blood into his rivers! Demolish his trade stores with bombing! Put fire upon his cities! Spit on Spencer and let him be destroyed! The Evil One! The White One as in death! Spencer, Eater of Souls!
Current:
| O Gij hierboven, die met uw eigen hand, Leidt naties over de hele wereld, Bewaak dit, ons Ikradonische land, Van vreemd juk en wee! Als kinderen hebben jullie ons geschonken, Een geest, vrij, ongebogen, 𝄆 Laat schijnen voor de zon van altijd meer vrijheid, Die we al zo lang hebben gezien! 𝄇 |
Proposed:
| I wish I was an Hawu Penguin, That is what I'd like to be, 'cause if I were an Hawu Penguin, everyone would play tennis with me. if I were an Hawu Penguin, I wouldn't have to care, because as soon as I vote, I might as well get on a boat, as everything I own has to be shared. oh I wish I was an Hawu Penguin, because everything I do is for free, then some capitalist comes along, and says I should sing a song, and then sell it for a fee. thank god I live in Hawu, where the government works just for me, I don't have to work, or even have to iron my shirt, because the state will do it for me! I wish I lived in Hawu, where the drugs are free and many, and the enviroment is so clean, but then again, I could be wrong, as my children are in a home, and my wife is commiting adultery. I wish I was an Hawu Penguin, oh I wish I could live in Hawu, where the state is all-pervasive, just working endlessly for me, because life would be happy, and everything would be for free! |
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 16:19:23, June 29, 2018 CET | From |  Ity ꜣḥwt xꜣdt | To | Debating the Hawu Penguins |
| Message | Beyoncé Hlengiwe Dlamini, Member from Arnak, Federationists Floor Leader Madame President, These Ikdradonian Nomads aren't fooling anyone. They and their penguins need to go back to the reservation. I yield |
| Date | 16:32:32, June 29, 2018 CET | From | Phewy Abewtyru Neb Remetch Beesave Batge | To | Debating the Hawu Penguins |
| Message | Jami Madame President, No, these are HAWU penguins. I yield. |
| Date | 23:53:25, June 29, 2018 CET | From | Ity ꜣḥwt xꜣdt | To | Debating the Hawu Penguins |
| Message | Beyoncé Hlengiwe Dlamini, Member from Arnak, Federationists Floor Leader Madame President, In the bill description he just said he changed the name to Hawu from Ikradonian in order to pass this subversive bill. We are not fooled! I yield |
| Date | 00:43:58, June 30, 2018 CET | From | Phewy Abewtyru Neb Remetch Beesave Batge | To | Debating the Hawu Penguins |
| Message | Jami Madame President, the Coburan Invader from 'Arnak' should recognise the customs of our people... that is not to say we are not against Hawu customs, because we are very supportive of immigrants and just want to return the Socialist Republic of Ikradon. We would even call it the Socialist Republic of Ikradon-Ibutho-Hawu to be inclusive of all peoples. We have even gone to war with the Istalians for the right to free pizza and an apology for offending the HAWU, not IKRADONI, people. We urge the Itty Eh Wot xD leadership to withdraw their remarks immediately. This is not a subversive bill but one people can actually sing because with all due respect our current anthem is SHIT. Even though this one is fitted more to the days of the Socialist Republic it is still very good and describes the people of Ikradon-Ibutho-Hawu very well indeed. I yield. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | |
| yes | Total Seats: 0 | |
| no |
Total Seats: 0 | |
| abstain |
Total Seats: 750 |
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