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Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky[?]

This page contains information about the Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky.

This party is inactive.

This party is locked, meaning its activity status cannot be changed.

Details

User[?]: Ingallis

Nation[?]: al-Jumhuriat al-Aleamalia al-Qalb (Workers' Republic of Kafuristan)

Seats[?] in Majlis Aleummal Al'Aelaa (Supreme Workers' Council)[?]: 0

Color[?]:

 

Description[?]:

Formed May 2973, The Laborer's Oppurtunity League tried to start life as the "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and doesn't afriad of anything party", but Kafuristan's party enrolment form didn't have enough spaces in it, so the name ended up being the "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh ki party". After the ITHIAPCGEKP's rather explosive and short-lived entrance into Kafuristan's political system, it was reunified into the Laborer's Opportunity League, after the party faithful decided that this "politics bsns might be alrght". The party's name was merely chosen because it was the first credible sounding name thought up that made the acronym "LOL".

The LOL's main party base is made of 4chan /b/tards. The mindset of most of these members is evident in the LOL's operations, as the party only seems to have a very basic grasp of Kafuristan's political process. Its main activities include routinely insulting opposition and coalition parties alike, the use of the inter-party communication system to declare its immunity to political parties that no longer exist, and shows a complete lack of interest in making its own legislation, apart from sudden deluges of bills that occur at seemingly random intervals.

On that note, the LOL has no discernable party platform, changing policies more often than, well, anything. The LOL's ultimate aim is also clouded in mystery, though current popular theory points to an intention to provoke as many countries as possible into declaring war on Kafuristan, but no national would do that....would they?

If fact, the LOL is indiscernable in itself, choosing to converse in internet memes and 1337 as often as English, which makes dealing with this party incredibly irritating to some. A well-known example occured in December 2608, when the Hizb al-Ahrar al-Kafuriyyah proposed several changes to Kafuristan's constitution. The LOL's only response was to read out the full lyrics of the theme song "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" up until the line "I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8", which was then repeated, like a broken record player, for no less than 17 hours. Several members of the Elite Four had to be rushed to the lolcal hospital due to dehydration, and the speech remains the longest ever to have occured in Kafuristan.

Ministries

This party is not part of the national cabinet.

Political Positions

IdeologyPositionVisibilityCoherency
Centralizationunitarist-leaningexcellentperfect
Civil Rightsconvinced restrictiveexcellentperfect
Ecologyskeptic-leaningexcellentperfect
Foreign Relationsisolationist-leaningexcellentperfect
Government Responsibilitiesmoderate big governmentexcellentperfect
Marketmoderate regulatorexcellentperfect
Militarypacifist-leaningexcellentperfect
Moralitymoderate conservativeexcellentperfect
Religionmoderate secularexcellentperfect

Affiliations

This party is a member of the following organizations:

Election Results

History Table

MonthVotesTotal VotesVotes (%)Votes (%) (+)SeatsTotal SeatsSeats (%)Seats (+)
October 25739,558,129126,850,1227.53+7.53527157.27+52
April 257613,023,725123,735,80110.53+2.997271510.07+20
September 257810,611,225126,621,7258.38-2.15577157.97-15
March 25819,763,818132,644,9277.36-1.02487156.71-9
February 25827,691,640124,067,6056.20-1.16427155.87-6
June 25828,721,592123,753,6667.05+0.85477156.57+5
July 25848,336,089128,793,6656.47-0.58447156.15-3
August 258614,229,783124,602,47111.42+4.958071511.19+36
August 25908,508,801145,756,8495.84-5.58417155.73-39
December 25918,073,905143,547,9255.62-0.21377155.17-4
December 259712,875,870146,073,0998.81+3.19617158.53+24
December 260112,372,275148,992,7558.30-0.51597158.25-2
June 260214,336,505147,988,8429.69+1.38717159.93+12
June 260612,608,093142,551,0358.84-0.84647158.95-7
March 260817,625,915137,172,01912.85+4.009371513.01+29
June 261016,239,576137,582,27411.80-1.058871512.31-5
April 261211,196,262145,039,7057.72-4.08577157.97-31
April 261619,827,394152,687,15712.99+5.279171512.73+34
April 262015,222,320157,961,0609.64-3.35687159.51-23
January 262220,303,668158,704,51812.79+3.168771512.17+19
May 262317,937,947155,390,32111.54-1.258271511.47-5

Relative Graph

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Election History

Absolute Graph

This graph shows the percentage of seats the party achieved in each election in the entire legislature.

Election History

National Graph

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Election History

Legislation

You can view the party's proposed bills here.

Legislative Agenda

This party has to vote on the following bills:

Voting Record

This is the voting[?] record of the Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky.

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BillCreatedVoting startedVoteBill StatusResult
Normalization of RelationsApril 4500April 4500passed
Reaffirming policyMarch 4499October 4499defeated
Celebrating 25 years of the Workers' Republic of KafuristanApril 4495April 4496passed
Treaty WithdrawalSeptember 4492September 4492passed
Until a Deal Can Be StruckOctober 4491October 4491passed
Violent Crime Reduction Act 4490September 4489September 4489passed
Call for early elections, August 4487August 4487August 4487passed
Response to International AffairsMarch 4487September 4487passed
Economic Freedom BillJanuary 4487January 4488defeated
International Media RegulationsJanuary 4487January 4487passed
Launching an Aerospace IndustryOctober 4485October 4485passed
On Shaping EqualitySeptember 4485September 4485passed
An End to Ficticious CapitalAugust 4484September 4484passed
Security of the Workers' RepublicAugust 4484August 4484passed
Budget proposal of August 4484August 4484August 4484passed
Protection of Wildlife ActMarch 4484March 4484passed
On Workers' DemocracyFebruary 4484March 4484passed
Call for early elections, February 4484February 4484February 4484passed
Cabinet Proposal of February 4484February 4484February 4484passed
Security Council NominationsFebruary 4482February 4482passed

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