Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky[?]
This page contains information about the Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky.
This party is inactive.
This party is locked, meaning its activity status cannot be changed.
|Formed May 2973, The Laborer's Oppurtunity League tried to start life as the "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and doesn't afriad of anything party", but Kafuristan's party enrolment form didn't have enough spaces in it, so the name ended up being the "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh ki party". After the ITHIAPCGEKP's rather explosive and short-lived entrance into Kafuristan's political system, it was reunified into the Laborer's Opportunity League, after the party faithful decided that this "politics bsns might be alrght". The party's name was merely chosen because it was the first credible sounding name thought up that made the acronym "LOL".|
The LOL's main party base is made of 4chan /b/tards. The mindset of most of these members is evident in the LOL's operations, as the party only seems to have a very basic grasp of Kafuristan's political process. Its main activities include routinely insulting opposition and coalition parties alike, the use of the inter-party communication system to declare its immunity to political parties that no longer exist, and shows a complete lack of interest in making its own legislation, apart from sudden deluges of bills that occur at seemingly random intervals.
On that note, the LOL has no discernable party platform, changing policies more often than, well, anything. The LOL's ultimate aim is also clouded in mystery, though current popular theory points to an intention to provoke as many countries as possible into declaring war on Kafuristan, but no national would do that....would they?
If fact, the LOL is indiscernable in itself, choosing to converse in internet memes and 1337 as often as English, which makes dealing with this party incredibly irritating to some. A well-known example occured in December 2608, when the Hizb al-Ahrar al-Kafuriyyah proposed several changes to Kafuristan's constitution. The LOL's only response was to read out the full lyrics of the theme song "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" up until the line "I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8", which was then repeated, like a broken record player, for no less than 17 hours. Several members of the Elite Four had to be rushed to the lolcal hospital due to dehydration, and the speech remains the longest ever to have occured in Kafuristan.
This party is not part of the national cabinet.
|Civil Rights||convinced restrictive||excellent||perfect|
|Government Responsibilities||moderate big government||excellent||perfect|
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You can view the party's proposed bills here.
This party has to vote on the following bills:
This is the voting[?] record of the Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky.
|Bill||Created||Voting started||Vote||Bill Status||Result|
|Normalization of Relations||April 4500||April 4500||passed|
|Reaffirming policy||March 4499||October 4499||defeated|
|Celebrating 25 years of the Workers' Republic of Kafuristan||April 4495||April 4496||passed|
|Treaty Withdrawal||September 4492||September 4492||passed|
|Until a Deal Can Be Struck||October 4491||October 4491||passed|
|Violent Crime Reduction Act 4490||September 4489||September 4489||passed|
|Call for early elections, August 4487||August 4487||August 4487||passed|
|Response to International Affairs||March 4487||September 4487||passed|
|Economic Freedom Bill||January 4487||January 4488||defeated|
|International Media Regulations||January 4487||January 4487||passed|
|Launching an Aerospace Industry||October 4485||October 4485||passed|
|On Shaping Equality||September 4485||September 4485||passed|
|An End to Ficticious Capital||August 4484||September 4484||passed|
|Security of the Workers' Republic||August 4484||August 4484||passed|
|Budget proposal of August 4484||August 4484||August 4484||passed|
|Protection of Wildlife Act||March 4484||March 4484||passed|
|On Workers' Democracy||February 4484||March 4484||passed|
|Call for early elections, February 4484||February 4484||February 4484||passed|
|Cabinet Proposal of February 4484||February 4484||February 4484||passed|
|Security Council Nominations||February 4482||February 4482||passed|
|Random fact: Real-life organisations should not be referenced in Particracy, unless they are simple and generic (eg. "National Organisation for Women" is allowed).|
|Random quote: "The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it." – Ayn Rand|