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Bill: Cover Your Tits Up Act
Details
Submitted by[?]: National Action Party
Status[?]: passed
Votes: This is an ordinary bill. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: October 3954
Description[?]:
| Every day I'm seeing Telamonese women strolling down the street like they own it, with their tits hanging out and their midriffs bare for all to see. Some of them go out stark naked - yes STARK NAKED! They have no shame. And its perfectly legal. We have to take action. I don't want my children seeing things like this. Bobby Powell Chairman of the National Action Party |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change The government's policy on public nudity.
Old value:: There are no laws with regards to public nudity, it is allowed.
Current: Public nudity is illegal, but private nudist colonies and beaches are permitted.
Proposed: Public nudity is illegal, but private nudist colonies and beaches are permitted.
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 02:25:31, December 17, 2015 CET | From | National Progressive Union | To | Debating the Cover Your Tits Up Act |
| Message | Chairman Powell, I truly understand your concerns. Every time a member of the NAP goes out in public, I wish more than anything that my own children would not have to be subjected to such lewd behavior. Alas, my party believes in equality for all, so I fear that both the "tits" and the NAP may hang out in public for all to see for as long as the National Democratic Party has anything to say about it. Simone Reese Chair of the NDP |
| Date | 02:32:12, December 17, 2015 CET | From | National Action Party | To | Debating the Cover Your Tits Up Act |
| Message | Mr. Speaker, The NDP, like the rest of the Liberal Establishment, has an agenda to coarsen and desensitise young children, so they will be easier to corrupt and manipulate into Liberal ideology. Where will their perversity stop? Bobby Powell Chairman of the National Action Party |
| Date | 02:51:03, December 17, 2015 CET | From | Labour Party of Hutori | To | Debating the Cover Your Tits Up Act |
| Message | Mr. Powell, If you are in fact subjected to what you claim the Civic Party feels no sympathy for you. There are currently privately funded colonies where it's residents are free to exercise their nudists beliefs. If you are seeing these citizens nude that can mean only one thing: you are in their designated colony where it is perfectly legal for them to be nude. Maybe you shouldn't bring you children to private nudist colonies if you don't want them to see a man or woman exercising their legal right, you shouldn't take them to a nudist colony. Blake A. Lexington Chairman of the Civic Party of Hutori |
| Date | 02:59:46, December 17, 2015 CET | From | National Action Party | To | Debating the Cover Your Tits Up Act |
| Message | Mr. Speaker, I can assure the Honourable Gentleman that neither myself nor my wife have ever once in our lives visited one of the notorious places he describes. The nudity we have been subjected to has always been in public places. This is completely wrong. It should be possible to go for a stroll with my wife and children without being confronted by naked people riding bicycles with their bits jangling all over the place. Hutori civilisation is going to the dogs, and something has got to be done about this. Bobby Powell Chairman of the National Action Party |
| Date | 05:44:16, December 17, 2015 CET | From | Country Party of Hutori | To | Debating the Cover Your Tits Up Act |
| Message | Mr Speaker The Country Party is obliged to vote yes for this bill, the Religious Right of the Party has been caimpaing long and hard for this, although the majority of the Country Party is moderate, we have to listen to the religious right once in a while. Elizabeth Cummings MP Minister of Food and Agriculture, Minister for Rural Affairs Leader of the Country Party Member of Parliamnet for Upper Kensington. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | ||||||
| yes |
Total Seats: 386 | ||||||
| no | Total Seats: 214 | ||||||
| abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
| Random fact: RP laws follow the same passing rules as in-game variable laws. Laws that are not of a constitutional nature require a simple majority "Yes" vote from active parties currently holding seats. Laws that are of a constitutional nature require a 2/3 majority "Yes" vote from active parties currently holding seats. RP laws may be abolished a simple majority vote this applies to ANY RP law. |
| Random quote: "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." - Napoleon Bonaparte |