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Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky[?]
This page contains information about the Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky.
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Details
Nation[?]: Jumhūrīyat Qalb al-ʻMajatranīyah (Majatran Republic of Kafuristan)
Seats[?] in Majlis-al-Umma (National Assembly)[?]: 0
Color[?]:
Description[?]:
Formed May 2973, The Laborer's Oppurtunity League tried to start life as the "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and doesn't afriad of anything party", but Kafuristan's party enrolment form didn't have enough spaces in it, so the name ended up being the "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh ki party". After the ITHIAPCGEKP's rather explosive and short-lived entrance into Kafuristan's political system, it was reunified into the Laborer's Opportunity League, after the party faithful decided that this "politics bsns might be alrght". The party's name was merely chosen because it was the first credible sounding name thought up that made the acronym "LOL". The LOL's main party base is made of 4chan /b/tards. The mindset of most of these members is evident in the LOL's operations, as the party only seems to have a very basic grasp of Kafuristan's political process. Its main activities include routinely insulting opposition and coalition parties alike, the use of the inter-party communication system to declare its immunity to political parties that no longer exist, and shows a complete lack of interest in making its own legislation, apart from sudden deluges of bills that occur at seemingly random intervals. On that note, the LOL has no discernable party platform, changing policies more often than, well, anything. The LOL's ultimate aim is also clouded in mystery, though current popular theory points to an intention to provoke as many countries as possible into declaring war on Kafuristan, but no national would do that....would they? If fact, the LOL is indiscernable in itself, choosing to converse in internet memes and 1337 as often as English, which makes dealing with this party incredibly irritating to some. A well-known example occured in December 2608, when the Hizb al-Ahrar al-Kafuriyyah proposed several changes to Kafuristan's constitution. The LOL's only response was to read out the full lyrics of the theme song "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" up until the line "I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8", which was then repeated, like a broken record player, for no less than 17 hours. Several members of the Elite Four had to be rushed to the lolcal hospital due to dehydration, and the speech remains the longest ever to have occured in Kafuristan. |
Ministries
This party is not part of the national cabinet.
Political Positions
Ideology | Position | Visibility | Coherency |
Centralization | unitarist-leaning | excellent | perfect |
Civil Rights | convinced restrictive | excellent | perfect |
Ecology | skeptic-leaning | excellent | perfect |
Foreign Relations | isolationist-leaning | excellent | perfect |
Government Responsibilities | moderate big government | excellent | perfect |
Market | moderate regulator | excellent | perfect |
Military | pacifist-leaning | excellent | perfect |
Morality | moderate conservative | excellent | perfect |
Religion | moderate secular | excellent | perfect |
Affiliations
This party is a member of the following organizations:
Election Results
History Table
Month | Votes | Total Votes | Votes (%) | Votes (%) (+) | Seats | Total Seats | Seats (%) | Seats (+) |
October 2573 | 9,558,129 | 126,850,122 | 7.53 | +7.53 | 52 | 715 | 7.27 | +52 |
April 2576 | 13,023,725 | 123,735,801 | 10.53 | +2.99 | 72 | 715 | 10.07 | +20 |
September 2578 | 10,611,225 | 126,621,725 | 8.38 | -2.15 | 57 | 715 | 7.97 | -15 |
March 2581 | 9,763,818 | 132,644,927 | 7.36 | -1.02 | 48 | 715 | 6.71 | -9 |
February 2582 | 7,691,640 | 124,067,605 | 6.20 | -1.16 | 42 | 715 | 5.87 | -6 |
June 2582 | 8,721,592 | 123,753,666 | 7.05 | +0.85 | 47 | 715 | 6.57 | +5 |
July 2584 | 8,336,089 | 128,793,665 | 6.47 | -0.58 | 44 | 715 | 6.15 | -3 |
August 2586 | 14,229,783 | 124,602,471 | 11.42 | +4.95 | 80 | 715 | 11.19 | +36 |
August 2590 | 8,508,801 | 145,756,849 | 5.84 | -5.58 | 41 | 715 | 5.73 | -39 |
December 2591 | 8,073,905 | 143,547,925 | 5.62 | -0.21 | 37 | 715 | 5.17 | -4 |
December 2597 | 12,875,870 | 146,073,099 | 8.81 | +3.19 | 61 | 715 | 8.53 | +24 |
December 2601 | 12,372,275 | 148,992,755 | 8.30 | -0.51 | 59 | 715 | 8.25 | -2 |
June 2602 | 14,336,505 | 147,988,842 | 9.69 | +1.38 | 71 | 715 | 9.93 | +12 |
June 2606 | 12,608,093 | 142,551,035 | 8.84 | -0.84 | 64 | 715 | 8.95 | -7 |
March 2608 | 17,625,915 | 137,172,019 | 12.85 | +4.00 | 93 | 715 | 13.01 | +29 |
June 2610 | 16,239,576 | 137,582,274 | 11.80 | -1.05 | 88 | 715 | 12.31 | -5 |
April 2612 | 11,196,262 | 145,039,705 | 7.72 | -4.08 | 57 | 715 | 7.97 | -31 |
April 2616 | 19,827,394 | 152,687,157 | 12.99 | +5.27 | 91 | 715 | 12.73 | +34 |
April 2620 | 15,222,320 | 157,961,060 | 9.64 | -3.35 | 68 | 715 | 9.51 | -23 |
January 2622 | 20,303,668 | 158,704,518 | 12.79 | +3.16 | 87 | 715 | 12.17 | +19 |
May 2623 | 17,937,947 | 155,390,321 | 11.54 | -1.25 | 82 | 715 | 11.47 | -5 |
Relative Graph
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Absolute Graph
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National Graph
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Legislation
You can view the party's proposed bills here.
Legislative Agenda
This party has to vote on the following bills:
Voting Record
This is the voting[?] record of the Laborers' Opportunities League Dæltársky.
Bill | Created | Voting started | Vote | Bill Status | Result |
Joint Military Exercises of the Majatran Alliance | June 4295 | June 4295 | passed | ||
One Nation Foundation Manifesto | February 4295 | February 4295 | defeated | ||
Cabinet Proposal of August 4294 | August 4294 | August 4294 | passed | ||
VAT | December 4290 | December 4290 | passed | ||
Gender Indentity Act | December 4290 | December 4290 | passed | ||
Identity Card Repeal Act | December 4290 | December 4290 | passed | ||
Flag Fix | June 4290 | June 4290 | passed | ||
Call for early elections, May 4290 | May 4290 | May 4290 | passed | ||
Outlawing the Use of Paramilitary Forces | June 4289 | June 4289 | passed | ||
Rights of Enemy Combatants | June 4289 | June 4289 | passed | ||
Community Policing Act | June 4289 | June 4289 | passed | ||
Abolition of the Death Penalty & Human Rights Legislation 4289 | May 4289 | June 4289 | passed | ||
Immigration Reform | May 4289 | May 4289 | passed | ||
Civil Liberties Act | May 4289 | May 4289 | passed | ||
Call for early elections, August 4288 | August 4288 | August 4288 | passed | ||
Flag Fix | May 4288 | September 4288 | defeated | ||
New Flag of the Republic | September 4287 | September 4287 | passed | ||
Name of our new Republic | May 4287 | October 4287 | passed | ||
Budget proposal of May 4287 | May 4287 | May 4287 | passed | ||
Constitutional Reforms of 4287 | April 4287 | April 4287 | passed |
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